Mission Possible

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Today's mission, if you choose to accept it, is to build an all-terrain infant transport vehicle from this pile of...stuff. 


As always, should you or your spouse be caught or killed, the manufacturer will disavow any knowledge of your actions. 


This tape will self-destruct in five seconds. Good luck.

Luckily, I was successful, and no one was harmed during the assembly. Especially the cats.  

This three-wheel, off-road, mobile unit has a large storage basket on the under carriage, two side saddles, four cup holders, reclining seat,  12" inflatable wheels, lockable swivel front wheel, 'I Drive' entertainment toy includes horn, car sounds and music and attaches to swivel child tray with cup and snack holders, and the big sell, 'iBaby' sound system easily connects to your iPod and MP3 player for everyone's listening pleasure.

What's great, is that our new Snug Ride car seat fits perfectly in the carriage so as not to disturb a perfectly content and sleeping infant. 

And let's not forget or overlook the importance of four cup holders. Daddy has his priority and soda addiction to maintain.

And fits one cat comfortably.  

Yankee Doodle Dandy,

- TYG

The Luxury That is High Chair

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The first item from my baby registry has arrived. This bad boy is the epitome of comfort and style.  Features include:


• Locking wheels
• Six-position adjustable height
• Reclining Seat
• Two removable/dishwasher safe trays
• And the piece de resistance: folds flat for easy storage

Besides all the great features, what I love the most is the seat cushion. It's a classic, beautiful pattern that is not covered with pastel bunnies.  And yes, it is as cushy and comfortable as it looks.

My son can only eat in style. It's how he's gonna roll.









And yes, that lovely, faux-brick flooring is still present. Unfortunately, my fat, preggo belly will most likely not allow me to bend over and lay tiles in my third trimester. Then again, knowing me, I'm still going to try.

Yankee Doodle Dandy,
- TYG

The Beginnings of a Nursery

I've only recently started to feel "unjinxy" in terms of buying things for the baby's room. Since I've started researching for gear and furniture, my first impression is how much of a financial racket this whole baby-thing is. It's like my wedding all over again. Everything's at a premium and ridiculously overpriced.

So what NukeBoy and I did was hit Babies R' Us to test drive what we were interested in, then I started registering at Amazon.com for everything at a much cheaper cost. Plus, almost all of it is free shipping!

On top of that, Uncle Buck and I have been relentlessly hitting yard sales, thrift stores, and consignment shops for slightly used items at a significant price reduction.

Well, here's what we've done so far to the room:

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The color scheme is navy blue, light blue, light lemon yellow, and white with a nautical flare.  The first thing NukeBoy and I did was get a light colored area rug, then I purchased light shears for the windows so a lot of light can come through.

The next thing was to get the closet filled with storage. The room is rather small, so all of the clothes and most of the toys will need to go in the strangely large closet. I purchased assemble-yourself cubbies and drawers which I think will work perfectly for all the tiny, precious, little baby outfits and socks.

NukeBoy and I assembled his childhood trundle bed, and I purchased a navy blue/light blue reversible bed ensemble. I'm on the lookout for a toy chest to go in front of the bed; something in that wood finish would be perfect. Scouring consignment and antique stores for that.

Uncle Buck and I hit a flea market recently, and I scored big time finding these really cool lobster trap bouys. With a bit of primer and a new paint design to match the color scheme of the room, these bad boys will really enhance the nautical theme.

Another cheap find was this barely-been-used portable crib. This will come in super handy when visiting family and going to soccer games. Not bad for twenty bucks!

Also on the used market, I refinished this tiny little rocking chair ($8). How cute will my son look reading his second-grade-level books at age three. (After all, I only breed geniuses!)

Since the room is so small, dressers are out, but I found this solution at The Christmas Tree Shops. Just perfect to be used as a combo nightstand and mini-dresser.

Complimenting the nightstand is an anchor lamp, daddy's picture from a trip to Block Island in a perfectly colored sea frame, and a tiny clipper ship I can paint to match the room.

Next, I've gotten all kinds of wall hangings and frames with a sea/nautical feel and theme. I purchased bags of shells to add that perfect flare to certain items, and most ambitiously, I purchased a second bed quilt and fabric squares to make my own crib quilt. No way in h-e-double-hockey-sticks am I, or anyone in my family, is going to drop $200 on a crib set. NUTS! Two-packs of crib sheets are $11 at Walmart, I've already purchased a breathable bumper at a consignment shop for $10, and the fabric for the quilt only cost me $25. Now I just need a pattern and ambition.

Lastly, this unassembled pile of junk is a changing table I found for $15. After a new paint job to match the wood in the rest of the room, lining the bottom shelves with matching fabric, and pop in a new changing pad, I've got exactly what I'm looking for, since I can't find anything I truly want in stores or online. Picky and high maintenance? I know. But I want what I want. It's the way I roll.

As you can see, there are no real pastels in the room. There's nothing that has been turning me and NukeBoy off more than all that cutesy baby crap we've been seeing in the stores. Which is kind of odd, since we are having a baby. But don't babies respond to vibrant colors better, anyway?

Besides, doesn't it mean more when I put my heart and soul into making and refurbishing everything with my own hands? Or, maybe it means I'm just a glutton for punishment.

Can't wait to meet you, Baby Boy! I hope you approve of everything I'm doing for your room!

Yankee Doodle Dandy,
-TYG

Bye-bye Belly Button

Well, the button is disappearing and painfully trying to stretch out.  Weeks 22-24 are proving to be rather uncomfortable. Lot's of stretching and pulling, and lots of cramping from the digestive and uterine aspects of pregnancy. Never mind the fact that my once 122-pound frame is now topping out at 150 lbs. I still have three and half months left. I'm going to be a hippo!

Obviously, something really changed the first weekend of August. Acid reflux is ten-fold worse and my poor bladder is officially a pancake under the constant bladder-noogies of my son and in constant cramps. Hopefully it's not a UTI.

Trying to be responsible, proactive, and informed parents-to-be, NukeBoy and I attended a childbirth seminar and checked out the birthing facilities at the hospital. Always good to be prepared for something as profound and prolific as childbirth.

Needless to say reality set in big time for me after that, and I'm officially scared shitless (sorry for the profanity). Anyone who knows me knows my anxiety with needles, especially IVs. I haven't passed out...yet. I just have an anxiety attack and start crying uncontrollably. I had two small attacks at the seminar with the instructor just simply talking about the IVs, the epidurals, the blood draws, the...the...the...oh dear...it's getting black.........

This whole birth-thing is just what I've always feared. Pain, pain, needles, more pain. Oh, I'm so in trouble.

Stoic, strong YankeeGirl...so not happening December 4th. Lord, please give me strength.

Yankee Doodle Dandy,
-TYG